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Jameis Winston Is A Stand Up Guy

September 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Florida State quarterback and aspiring future ex-con Jameis Winston has been suspended for the first half of his next game because he stood on a table in the student union and screamed “Fuck her right in the pussy” multiple times. It must have been pretty noticeable because half of Florida State’s bottom quadrant campus population took the time to sign up for Twitter and advertise their animal sighting. Normally this would be considered typical juvenile behavior, but coming from a guy with a fairly credible rape allegation hanging over his head, it’s a poor choice of blurts .

This pop culture phrase of the week hasn’t been funny since the leaves turned, but when you spend most of your days stuffing shellfish into your coat pockets you tend to miss out on a few things. The suspension seems like an overreaction to a no harm, no foul situation, but maybe its a good idea to put Winston in his place. You get the feeling he’s just testing the waters with a room full of teens while representing the proud Seminole tradition of driving a new SUV and having your mother move to a prefabricated track home in suburban Orlando the day you sign your commitment letter. Winston is clearly warming up for an Aaron Hernandez inspired crescendo of lunacy, but sitting out two quarters of a game only to come back in the second half and lead his team to victory will surely tame his ego.

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