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December 3, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Gwyneth Montenegro is an Australian former escort who wrote a book about banging over 10,000 guys. It was published some months back but the buzz fizzled out when people realized those are pedestrian numbers for a sex worker. She is now on a fresh media front telling anyone who will listen she is looking for a husband. She claims to have recently received 80 marriage proposals from giggling eighth grade boys having sleepovers.
Montenegro’s profile is as follows: She claims to be 36 years old and appears to be well into menopause. She is a licensed commercial pilot who you pray never helms one of your flights. Also, she has fucked 10,000 dudes. Even if you’re not the jealous type that’s a lot. When you’re a single chick in her thirties the best case scenario is you married your high school sweetheart with a micro penis and lived happily together before he was whisked out to sea in a tsunami. The shear logistics of a six digit number would instill some fear in even the most capable gentleman, and the more inquisitive type might wonder what effect this had on your vaginal emotions . That being said there are plenty of eligible bachelors out there. Just a heads up: When you write a book about riding enough dick to to fill Wimbledon, guys might find it incomprehensible when you don’t put out on the first date. That doesn’t excuse their behavior, but you’re no angel yourself.
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