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Snoop Dogg Is Shrewd

June 10, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Snoop Dogg had a deal to promote Blast by Colt 45, which is a fruit flavored malt liquor because he enjoys giving back to the community. He received $250,000 up front and $2,000 every time he mentioned Blast on social media or through a megaphone during a looting. Snoop was also to get a royalty on every case of Blast which was sold, which in retrospect was a bad idea because people who buy Colt 45 do not have the financial wherewithal to buy by the case. Colt 45 is owned by Pabst which recently sold it to another company so they can put different labels on the same batch of shitty beer. Snoop hasn’t received any money from the sale, and his lawyer claims he is entitled to ten percent of the company’s price which seems ludicrously high until you realize he’s the only one who still drinks it.

I never understood why Snoop has been beloved by the cul de sac community and gets a pass on having once killed a guy and making songs about gang banging and smacking bitches but I think it can be boiled down to he’s a good businessman and a fake pimp since he has all his teeth. He’s also really fucking goofy looking which helps. Look for him to double down on a line of bling laced designer handguns to be sold in liquor stores next to the ski masks. Just stay the fuck out of his neighborhood. I have the gate code.

Photo Credit: Sweeps.PabstBlueRibbon.com

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