Buy American, Buy Man Rules!

When considering your next book purchase, keep American jobs in America. Like mine. Don’t think for a second that some guy in whatever they’re calling Bombay these days can’t replicate my work. Likely with superior grammar and spelling. Also, insightful Punjabi celebrity humor. Binnu Dhillon is always up to some crazy shit.

I’m grateful for all those who’ve already acquired Man Rules on Amazon or some Russian phishing site that looks a ton like Amazon, dumb ass Podesta.

If you haven’t yet got a copy for yourself, some emasculated millennial in your family who badly needs it, or the guy you’re having sex with who cries in his sleep, I’d do so now. Technically, print to demand never runs out of copies. But why take a chance? Everybody’s nuking up. Don’t let the world end without this book burning on your shelf.

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