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April 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
All Grandpa wanted to do was bring his grade school aged granddaughter to wait outside a bar late night to get a selfie with the Jenner girls. Gramps isn’t smart, the overalls and flashlight are a giveaway. But he’s got the heart of a lion for the love of his little girl and her severely misguided desires to brush up against slutty fame. It’d be easy to blame lousy parenting. So go ahead.
Shit went sideways when everybody associated with both crowd and crowd control failed their job as Kylie Jenner exited the club. Grandpa tried shoving away paparazzi so his girl could get close to the surgically enhanced teen Madonna. They don’t have excitably aggressive Mexi-Pinoy midget photographers where Gramps comes from. That landed the old man on his ass. His daughter got the selfie and put it in her hope chest next to her crotchless panties and Snapchat credentials. Who can resist a happy ending.
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