Lindsay starting filming her porn movie today

Ok technically it’s not a porn movie. It’s a low budget indie, described as a “sex-fueled thriller“, called ‘The Canyons’. It stars no one you’ve ever heard of and Lindsay Lohan. The guy in bed with her is James Deen. He’s been in over 4,000 porn films and 500 anuses.

Then there’s this picture (both from this story on X17) of Lindsay “studying her script”, which if you flip and straighten you can make out phrases like…

– “(Tara is) wasted, stumbling”
– “removes Tara’s panties”
– “start touching each other and kissing”
– “Christian keeps fucking Tara”

Oh. Hey. Try and guess who plays “Tara”. The drunk that get’s fucked. Yeah it’s Lindsay. And notice how they seem to be filming the sex scenes first, because the entire point of this movie is to see Lindsay Lohans tits bounce up and down. Which I’m all for by the way, I’ve been saying that since ‘the Parent Trap”.