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Kate Upton Says She is NOT Plowing Diddy

April 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

UPDATE: Kate Upton’s boobs tweeted yesterday that they are not letting Diddy titty-fuck them, despite sources in Miami and New York spotting the two together in intimate settings.

Or to be more exact, Kate Upton responded: “Really??? Not at all true..” to a tweet from The Cut claiming “.@KateUpton and @IAmDiddy seen sucking face and dining out!”

Well of course she’s denying it after she saw the world’s reaction yesterday to what a tool he is. You think I’d cop to some of the douche monkeys I banged when I was 20? Or maybe her perfectly full tits bounced up and bitch slapped her in the face to remind her how much better she can do. Or maybe she read about how he’s sending his children to school covered in cocaine.

Anyway, I don’t know what pills you fuckers down in Miami are on, but here in New York, we may be drunks, but we know a covert sexual meet up when we see one. Until Kate shows me a photo of her all alone in the Bowery Hotel diddling herself and NOT plowing Diddy as rumors indicate, I’m sticking to my guns and saying she totally let him stick it in.

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