JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS A DORK

November 1, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

According to my sources, it's not 1928, so why on earth Jennifer Love Hewitt thought this was gonna be a good costume is beyond me. And I swear to god if she got in the car and insisted on writing everything down all night, I don't care how big her tits are, she'd find herself at the next bus stop. God, do you chicks see what we have to put up with just to get laid. This poor bastard had to dig his costume up out of a graveyard because his dingbat girlfriend won't dress trampy, on the one night of the year it's almost demanded that hot chicks dress trampy. Is she Muslim or something? Love has a kick ass rack, but who the hell can tell. It's completely wasted on her. God might as well have put those tits on a badger.

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