KEVIN WANTS TO WRITE A BOOK

Kevin Federline is still insisting that he wants sole custody of their two children as well as a settlement of at least $20 million or he will publicly prove that Britney Spears is an unfit mother.  Kevin is prepared to write a tell-all book about his soon to be ex-wife that would include tales of wild drinking, drug use, her fantasies about other women and … wait for it … her theories on time-travel.  Shockingly, Federline may reconsider if he gets what he wants in a divorce settlement.  A source says:

“Kevin is either hoping a publisher will pay him big money for the book or that Britney will cough up more cash than what’s in their prenup to keep him from spilling the beans.”

There's no way a publisher is gonna pay "big" money for anything inspired by Kevin Federlines writing.  Half the manuscript would be drawings on napkins of dinosaurs and "dem niggas was all clownin me".