BRUCE WILLIS IS COOL

Making his case once again for having The Greatest Life In The World, Bruce Willis is now said to be dating super hot Playmate Tamara Witmer.  The New York Daily News says:

The 52-year-old actor is now trying out Playmate Tamara Witmer, who at 23 is five years older than his daughter Rumer.  Witmer, for one, isn't bothered by the age difference. "People expect that," she says. She admits being "a little nervous" when she recently met the "Die Hard" star at L.A.'s Peninsula Hotel.  That was after they got to know each other over the phone. "He's got the sexiest voice!" she says. "He's so smooth and suave. I don't mind the bald head. He's really good looking in person."

Some may have a problem with Bruce dating a girl who isn't even half his age.  And if you're a guy and you don't think this is a good idea, I don't know how to break this to you, but you're gay now. Sorry man, tough break.  You're gay and you kiss guys and you dance around with guys and you hug them and you wear hoop earrings.  Either that or you've been dead for several hours.  Of those, I'd rather be gay.  Gay people have it made in this country.   No kids, your own parades, pink Superman muscle shirts.  Now that's the good life!

(WARNING – these Tamara pics are all really really naked.  So, by "WARNING", I mean "YOURE WELCOME")