Bruce Willis Staring In MoviePass’ First Film

August 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Have you ever had a terrible idea, and halfway through things, instead of cutting your losses, you continue on continuing on? Typically that’s how you either end up with herpes or believing you can turn a mediocre harebrained business... READ MORE

Bruce Willis Hitting Broadway

March 5, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bruce Willis is going to star in a Broadway adaptation of Steven King’s Misery which chronicles a writer forced to live with a fat annoying chick who sledge hammers his lower limbs reminding everyone how fucking crazy female roommates are. I... READ MORE

Rambo Talks Shit About John McClane

August 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sylvester Stallone is talking mad action hero shit about his former Expendables castmate Bruce Willis. A couple of days ago it came out that Willis wouldn’t appear in Expendables 3 and he would be replaced by the walking corpse... READ MORE

its the ‘Good Day To Die Hard’ trailer

October 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘A Good Day To Die Hard’ doesn’t have a very good director, or writer, or premise (John McClane goes to Russia to save his son), so it will probably be terrible, but the trailer is ok, and Bruce Willis... READ MORE

‘Expendables 2’ finally has a trailer

May 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from ‘The Losers’ when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely unintelligible. READ MORE

Ashton has finally visited Demi

February 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashton Kutcher has been criticized lately because he’s essentially done nothing to show any kind of support for Demi Moore since she was hospitalized last week, but keep in mind that Ashton Kutcher is a jackass. Seems unrealistic to... READ MORE

its Wes Anderson at his Wes Andersonest

January 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s been said that you could pull almost any still from a Wes Anderson movie and use it as a poster, because every image in every shot will be symmetrical and beautifully framed. And that’s clearly true for his... READ MORE

“Die Hard 5” is not promising

October 13, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The CEO of Fox announced today that ‘Die Hard 5’ will begin filming in January, with a terrible director (‘The Omen’, ‘Max Payne’) and a terrible writer (‘Swordfish’, “X-Men-Wolverine’), and will be released on Valentines Day in 2013. Can... READ MORE

morning headlines

January 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MIRANDA KERR – posted the first picture of her son Flynn, presumably taken by her husband Orlando Bloom, and as you can see it was while he was sucking on one of her perky little tits. Which means he’s... READ MORE

screw you bruce willis

March 25, 2009 | naked | editor| 0 Comments

Willis of course married Emma Heming over the weekend, or, as the Sun UK points out, another way to say that would be that Bruce Willis married former Victoria’s Secret catwalk model Emma Heming over the weekend. Gorgeous Emma... READ MORE



Related Post