CRISS ANGEL AND BRITNEY BONE, WEAR HATS

Britney showed up to Criss Angel's place at 2 am the other night and didn't leave until 9 am the next morning.  He's a great magician. "Ta da! I made my standards disappear!" 

Some chick that dresses exactly like Britney was also there.

I know three minutes of lip synching is really hard (I hear the teleprompter doesn't even have one of those bouncy ball thingies like at karaoke), but I think they're taking this "preparing for the VMA's" thing a little too far. I also like how even when she's dressed like the fucking unabomber she still has her big flapjack titties hanging out everywhere.  She's like a walrus wearing a pinkie ring. -LM