WELL LOOK AT THAT

It took 800 million tries, but for the first time ever, Brooke Hogan actually looked kinda good last night at the Grammy's.  And by "good", I mean, "like a girl".  Even her dress is okay.  It's kind of boring and forgettable, but that's still a huge step in the right direction if you're Brooke Hogan.  I don't know how she assembled all the hidden parts of whatever cursed Egyptian amulet was needed to cast a spell and pull off this big-tittied treachery, but it was worth it.  The down side: she's now 50 times stronger than a regular Brooke Hogan and may be immortal.