LINDSAY ADMITS SHE’S GAY. SORTA.

The Daily Mail says that Lindsay Lohan has finally told the world she and Samantha Ronson are dating.  And that's not really true but whatever.  She does say she wants to continue to spend time with the person she cares about, and she’s with Samantha Ronson 205 hours a day, so it's assumed that is who she means, but she still won't come out and say it.  

Talking about her special someone Sam, Lindsay said: "I just wanna live a happy, healthy year, continue on the path that I've been on and be with the person that I care about. And my family."And Sam must feel the same way because she posted a pic of her and Lindsay kissing on her MySpace page.Sam enjoyed her first public outing with Lindsay's family at Disneyland in LA.Then the girls partied all night in Teddy's nightclub, where Lindsay joined Sam in the DJ booth and whispered sweet nothings in her ear.A pal said: "Sam and Lindsay are inseparable. Sam has been a really good influence on Lindsay."There is no one else special in Lindsay's life apart from Sam but it has taken her a while to feel like she can talk about their relationship."Lindsay hasn't dated any men since she started hanging around with Sam, and there has hardly been a day in the last two months when they have been apart."They have been shacked up in Lindsay's place and they spend weekends like a married couple going to the supermarket together."It's really sweet that Lindsay has found someone she can rely on and trust."

Whatever.  Lindsay is doin' this chick, but she's not gay.  She's lonely and confused, or more likely she's just up to the R's in the Hollywood phone book.