EVERYONE HATES “AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL”

The first 10 winners of "Americas Next Top Model" need no introduction, so I won't introduce them.  They’re all household names at this point, so it would be a waste of my time and yours to name these very successful models.  But will this assembly line of top talent continue?  Lets find out…

After two days of glowing headlines for the CW, you just knew everybody's favorite hard-luck network was going to have a change of fortune: Despite the CW's stellar start this week with the return of "Gossip Girl" and unveiling of "90210," Wednesday night's "America’s Next Top Model" premiere was the lowest-rated in the network’s history.The two-hour "Top Model" premiere (3.5 million viewers, 1.7 preliminary adults 18-49 rating and a 5 share) was down 11% from last February's cycle, and down 32% from last September in the adult demo. Among the network's 18-34 demo (1.9/6), the drops were steeper. It marks the lowest-rated premiere since the show debuted in 2003 on UPN.

It's hard not to notice that ever since this dumb ass show came on, America has gotten it's ass kicked at modeling.  Basically we have Marissa Miller, and that’s about it.  The rest are all Brazilian, Aussie, German, Dutch or English.  Tyras fat ass has ruined everything, although I must confess I am partially responsible.  I leave all the American models so sexually satisfied, it’s hard for them to ever feel joy again once I’m gone.  In fact I heard Kate died.  Jill is a prostitute in Japan.