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April 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
The point of after school programs like the Boys Club isn’t to teach kids how to skateboard or play bumper pool, it’s to lower the crime rate by keeping unsupervised teens off the streets for as many hours as possible. That’s the same reason they invented the Kathy Griffin Show. On Thursday nights, gay men stayed out of trouble. It was the one night of the week when nobody got versatile topped, nothing fabulous had to happen, and the third bathroom stall from the left at the local public library went dark. Now, Kathy Griffin’s show has been canceled. Glitter bombs are going to fucking explode. There is a rumor of a daily talk show with Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper on CNN. That’d be gay TV nirvana. And the streets would be incredibly fucking safe.