You only get one chance to run a successful marketing ploy. Coke managed to boost its sales exponentially back in '85 by introducing New Coke and then giving in to "popular demand" a few months later to sell suckers... READ MORE

A true crime story from the instant gratification culture of millennials. They need the short version of everything they're involved in, even crime. 

Would a construction worker bring fine white garments to a site and expect to not get dirty? So why bring earrings the price of a small house with you jet skiing?

Priests have screwed up whole generations of Catholics, telling girls they should feel guilty for tickling the taco all while luring their male classmates into the confessional for a diddle.

Say what you want about Robert Pattinson, but I’ve got to hand it to him. When his lesbian girlfriend cheated on him in broad daylight, he at least had the cojones to dump her ass. 

Rick is dead set on proving his macho street cred after a couple of pussifying incidents involving his former work as a correctional officer.

After two kids Kim is realizing the stresses of pregnancy are for the poor and underprivileged. Surrogacy is in. That or her lower half couldn't handle the strain of a child and her gelatin filled trash bag ass. 

Who knew the absence of multiple phalluses in Mia Khalifa would lead to her formulating opinions on feature films. Everyone's a critic.

Being sent dick pics on a daily basis is not a tragedy. Annoying, but not worth a 60-minute comedy special.

Charlie Sheen can't leave drugs or bad ideas alone. Ever try to write great ideas down while you're high? Then sober up and attempt to make magic in the form of film from your drug inspired notes?