A few years ago a DJ, Deadmau5, wrapped his 458 Spider in the nyan cat internet meme for the Gumball 3000 and called his car a Purrari. Ferrari quickly sent out a cease and desist letter for embarrassing the... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow is lucky she isn’t from Salem and this isn’t the 1600s. The woman is obviously a witch. She magically switches careers from actress to full-time social media influencer and somehow pretends it’s a promotion. If you look... READ MORE

The Steve Wilkos show is pretty stupid and he is arguably getting exactly what he deserves with a DUI. I’m not a fan of this man. He inconvenienced an entire nation by discouraging non-contributing couch potatoes to find careers... READ MORE

“I wish I was able to penetrate you properly but my penis is made from plastic” can probably be heard from any room Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson share. The two are headed in the direction of becoming a... READ MORE

I’m hoping Matt Damon could channel his inner Mr. Ripley because Minnie Driver needs an oar to the head a few times until she starts making sense. The same dismissive attitude many chest hair having feminist accuse men of... READ MORE

The film industry ran out of ideas a while ago and modern movies look more like two hour advertisements than actual entertainment. No need for fresh ideas or faces when you can put Jessica Chastain in a part 2... READ MORE

I’m not the biggest fan of social media and Snapchat is my least favorite. There’s something about always sending friends and strangers your location and up-to-the-minute information about what you’re doing that comes off as attention seeking. Just not... READ MORE

Boys can never just be boys when they’re in the presence of girls. Especially when these girls are professional flashers paid to take their clothes off in university locker rooms. Somehow the NCAA has deemed that sexual favors and... READ MORE

I’m still trying to find the part where I care about this entire Terry Crews fiasco. Terry’s body is built like the same mythological man in prison that serial sodomizes all of the new inmates that look like they... READ MORE

I’m counting down the days until Jennifer Lawrence goes away. A full year may not be long enough, I hope she decides to double it. Democracy obviously needs her and she’s being more annoying than usual. The poster woman... READ MORE