We have always lived in a world where he who carries the biggest stick wins. Only it’s no longer he. And the stick is media sycophancy and the proper hashtag. You can’t blame rich ladies in Brentwood for comparing... READ MORE

What a difference a year makes. But a year ago Serena Williams was taking home the Australian Open title with a fetus in her belly. She would later claim she knew the zygote was female because only a female... READ MORE

Meryl Streep got caught with her #MeToo lady pants down this past Fall when she failed to exit “play along with the important fellas” mode fast enough to satisfy our nation’s most downtrodden — wealthy Hollywood actresses. Streep made... READ MORE

The first sort of black royal has been cleared by people that make stupid announcements in Britain to operate a beauty business after she becomes Mrs. Prince Harry. 

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Oprah's already made $300 million on her Weight Watchers stake in return for singing about how dropping pounds made Gayle moist in the seat. Khaled is set to equally document and praise his exit plan from obesity in exchange... READ MORE

Jodie Foster might strike you as pretentious. It's probably that auteur-Yale-bespectabled-lesbian thing. Also, a string of shitty independent movies when she takes the helm. 

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The powerful in entertainment, both women and the men who constantly try to nail them, have decided that a GoFundMe page is the best place to end sexual harassment. T

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Spears now fades back into her life of suburban motherhood and dating questionable men her handlers convince her are refreshingly nice guys during their nightly upload into the chip implanted in her forebrain.

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The story of Jessica Alba does not bode well for seeing famous attractive women naked or nearly naked all over social media and magazines in the future. So, a tragic tale.

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The last one hundred times a celebrity noted that they'd had an accident requiring superficial surgery, they were lying about undergoing some kind of cosmetic surgery.

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