I can’t remember how she got eaten by the braniac sharks, but that fucking wetsuit. Damn. Thirteen years later, Saffron Burrows doesn’t look nearly as hot (who the fuck does?), but she’s still making out with her girlfriend in... READ MORE

Filled with her bastard baby, the future fatty and soon forgotten Kim Kardashian has been shaking off rumors that she plans to sell off her future baby conceived through sweaty butt sex with Kanye West (a double miracle of... READ MORE

There’s no real reason to complain about Emily Ratajkowski, except maybe for the fact that you and I will likely never bang her. And I don’t mean together, I mean, either of us, alone, ever. This chick used to... READ MORE

Marc Anthony probably got sick to shit of seeing Jennifer Lopez having sex with, and buying Range Rovers for, her 20-something gay backup dancer  So he decided to top her by picking up 22-year old Chloe Green, the chunky big... READ MORE