The Ronald McDonald origins biopic is off to a rough start.

Priyanka Chopra is one of those celebrities who I see in the headlines but don't actually click on. Mostly because I have no idea who she is. A bangable actress who advocates for convenient causes? Rare breed. Chopra found an opportunity to... READ MORE

Kyle Jenner is running out of revelations for the three people watching her deep fried queef casserole reality series, Life of Kylie. On last night's episode, the botched starlet opened up about the reason why it looks like a balloon animal in... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart and star-crossed career-convenient lover Stella Maxwell turned up the "We're Lesbians Yo!" dial to a ten with a recent ho stroll in New York City's Little Italy. Kristen is the 80's high school dropout who works at... READ MORE

A new teaser for the visual experience aims for high art but lands on an American Horror Story intro. Take what Lady Gaga was doing ten years ago, throw in a perfume commercial, Baz Lur's Romeo +Juliet, and a... READ MORE

Those of you trying to pigeonhole Bella Thorne as the oddly ripped acting sensation who uses pizza grease as lip liner will be surprised to hear that Thorne is also an oddly ripped singing sensation who uses pizza grease as lip liner.... READ MORE

Lena Dunham manages to out Lena Dunham herself with her participation in Vogue's 73 Questions series. It's legitimately unwatchable, and those of you willing to brave more than ten seconds will be treated to diarrhea. Headaches. Dizziness. SARS. Hives.... READ MORE

Common sense suggests that we should turn to celebrities for all of our sociopolitical know how. I mean, they're in movies, duh. Jessica Chastain is an endless gushing well of wisdom in a new Twitter video, where she sends positive... READ MORE

Hailey Baldwin pretends to be a real life model in the new Fashion Magazine, where she talks about being a marginalized Christian and her struggles Internet bullying. Dumb cow. Kidding. Baldwin is the jizz and egg scramble that came... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian channels transitioning linebacker in 70's Cher drag in a new photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar Arabia. The gypsy, tramp, thief (for stealing the hearts of Americans), and porn star shares insightful details on being mentally handicapable in the... READ MORE