This February Kate Upton came forward with sexual assault allegations against Guess co-founder Paul Marciano – claiming that since her very first lingerie photoshoot in 2010 Marciano has assaulted her and acted inappropriately towards her. To be quite frank if I... READ MORE

Of all the cultural shifts to happen over the thousands of years that humans have been on this Earth, nothing has been more substantial than a stoner Disney alum dry humping a middle-aged man's crotch during an awards show. And this... READ MORE

Revenge Body is a reality show in which one fat person tells other fat people how fat they are. And nobody knows more about being fat than Beast Kardashian, who sits down with the fame-hungry schlubs to dispense advice... READ MORE

There’s a whole lot of art (doofus) streaming right now, and these are the tits and asses and contrarians that are worth your while. See Shannon Elizabeth’s lifelike rack in American Pie, body double Nadine Crocker in Cabin Fever,... READ MORE

Before today Gillian Anderson was the latest celebrity to rather go nude than wear fur for PETA, and while her shoot was more a part of an “I’ve still got it” tour, new PETA model Ireland Baldwin’s photo is... READ MORE

Celebrities that suck don’t realize that by endorsing something – AKA shoving something down our throats – they make normal people want to do the opposite. Their respective fan bases most likely already agree with their opinions, so why... READ MORE

I know I say this a lot, but I really did grow up the National Geographic spread “Meth Face Hill People Exposed” and my best friend while going to high school in East Tennessee was nothing if not a... READ MORE

Our trim little wet vac was talking with Nikki Glaser on SiriusXM when she claimed to have cried while writing touching words about gargling with her hubby's baby batter. READ MORE

Hi and welcome to the Jennifer Lawrence Meltdown Roundup, which is unfortunately necessary if I don’t want to become a full Lawrence biographer by writing about her every five fucking seconds. She can’t be more than a week away... READ MORE

Life is about minimizing risks, especially for people suffering from anxiety. Kendall Jenner recently came forward with a harrowing account of her struggles with being anxious about walking in a straight line during Paris Fashion Week (I guess life isn’t... READ MORE