I was hoping I could hang out with Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti on Miami beach for 10 minutes without the paparazzi taking a bunch of pictures of us, but I guess not. Is my green speedo sexy? Yeah,... READ MORE

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a playdate in Los Cabos, Mexico, on Wednesday, with Selena hanging out in a sexy bikini, and Justin occasionally remembering that he’s supposed to be straight. She even stretched across him a few... READ MORE

Gemma Arterton, the hot ginger from ‘Quantum of Solace’ who is a bigger star in England than here, was filming a new movie called ‘Byzantium‘ for director Neil Jordan on the English shore today. Is it yet another movie... READ MORE

Aida Yespica is a model from Venezuela who lives in Italy, and Claudia Galanti is a model from Paraguay who lives in Italy, and I’m already hopelessly confused but don’t care because there’s been almost no tits on the... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson was out in New York today with her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, and here we see the only good thing about girls getting pregnant. Their tits quadruple is size. They should put a leash or... READ MORE

Lauren Brant was on a beach in Queensland yesterday, and she’s only here because she looks good in a bikini, but she’s famous because she’s on a TV show called ‘Hi-5’. It’s an Australian kids show. So apparently this... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford, who turns 46 in February, spent Thanksgiving on the beach in Los Cabos with her husband Rande Gerber and their 10 year old daughter Kaia, and to be honest I’m a little disappointed in how she looks... READ MORE

Jessica Sutta, who used to be in the Pussycat Dolls and will release a solo album in May, was in a bikini on Miami Beach yesterday, and it was even better than the last time she was in a... READ MORE

God knows why there are two versions of this thing, but there are, and so here’s the second one (first one here). I cropped the tags and the actual calendar part again, so you’ll just have to take my... READ MORE

Those Britney bikini pics reminded me that Amanda Seyfried was in a bikini too; almost all weekend, at some hotel in Miami. And at one point she bent over for a second and now we can all look down... READ MORE