The best thing that ever happened to Hollywood might be the braless trend. The Westboro Baptist people might say The AIDS, but I’m sticking with an endless array of young women exposing their tits to the elements. I’ve seen... READ MORE

Like much of America, the entrance of Maroon 5 at the Oscars signaled a four minute window to take a much needed dump. If I want to see handsome men moping, I can sit outside any casting call in... READ MORE

That looks a lot like Derek Jeter and Nicki Minaj’s nipple. Two things that could use a good humility punch in the areola. I wasn’t really sure how short and unnecessary Nicki Minaj was until I saw her standing... READ MORE

Tila Tequila is humble in her victories and gonorrheic in her defeats. No sooner did she win best celebrity sex tape at the AVN Awards for Anal Plunge 2: Tila Pretends To Have an Unauthorized Sex Tape, than she... READ MORE

Everybody in Paris was buzzing about Taylor Swift’s lesbian girlfriend’s nipple slip during the Versace show. I think. They speak that gobbledygook language. They might’ve been talking about what sparkling white pairs best with cock. The only excitement in... READ MORE

Yesterday was International The AIDS Day. I celebrated by pretending that men get The AIDS from vaginas. Today is International Older Chicks In Hollywood Flashing Their Big Ass Nipples Day. I’m celebrating by pretending this is a trend I... READ MORE

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Every cast member who wasn’t killed during the production of the original Crow reassembled at a crappy theater at midnight in L.A. to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the film’s original release. The Crow is s mostly known for... READ MORE

Solange Knowles finally married the much older music video director she’s been dating for several years. The couple threw an intricately planned New Orleans wedding that involved everything from a pantomimed re-creation of the levees breaking during Katrina to... READ MORE

Losing your spot on the dais to Paris Hilton can’t feel good. I don’t care if it’s the pointless DJ crown or just the tiara given to the woman who has smoked the most idle rich cocaine covered pole,... READ MORE