I was with Jennifer Lawrence when she labeled everybody sex criminals for whacking to her hacked photos. It seemed harsh, but backing her felt like I was finally striking a blow for sexism. Also, my best chance to get... READ MORE

Just when you develop powerful feelings for some French reality show nut job, she goes and stabs her boyfriend in the chest and throat. Psychotic murderous intent is the one quality I can’t abide in a woman. Cleaning and... READ MORE

This whole braless trend is really starting to pay off for people who like to stare down women’s tops like me and the men who lie and pretend they don’t. I can’t imagine leaving the house with my junk... READ MORE

I like when actresses I don’t know show off their tits on the red carpet. It forces me into journalst mode though I have no formal training or I formal clue in that regard. Who is this woman? What... READ MORE

Calling Pamela Anderson’s tit hanging out of her dress a wardrobe malfunction is something akin to the mustached dude at the park innocently explaining how he forgot his pants. These aren’t mere accidents. However Pam’s tits are being measured... READ MORE

I’ve been waiting for something interesting to happen at the New York Fashion Week. Like a Sarah Jessica Parker shooting spree or Michelle Rodriguez caught finger banging the mayor’s lesbian wife. But nothing. I understand fasion is supposed to... READ MORE

With the earth in California drying into an arid crumble, it’s hard to imagine there’s water allotment for spraying a Russian model’s tits with precious ounces of our remaining stockpile. Excuse me, Belarusian. If that is even a real... READ MORE

I don’t know what this Emily Ratajkowski chick did to her lips. I don’t right much care. She could balloon them up until she sails away to Neverland. I’d chase her to that first star to the right because... READ MORE

When Brazilian girls come of age (I think that’s about nine depending on your state) the family of the good looking ones pack her a bean cake and four Brazilian coins and put her on the next ship to... READ MORE

Jason Statham left his girlfriend alone for just five minutes and look what the hell happened. The dude hasn’t been more than six inches from Rosie Huntington-Whiteley since they started dating a couple years back. He’s forced his body... READ MORE