Today is depressing, the last two posts had a kid and a girl getting smacked around, so look, Megan Fox is back from yesterday to cheer everyone up. Yeah, titties, wooh!  Dance Megan dance!  "C’MON BABIES SHAKE THEM TITTIES,... READ MORE

Jonah Hill was court side at a Lakers game Wednesday night, and, good lord, what a tub of shit that guy is.  I know he was always fat, but not this fat.  What do you think bounced more, the... READ MORE

It's been six years since the Last Tomb raider movie, because no one liked those movies and no one wanted to see any more.  The idea (side-boob plus archeology) was so dumb it shouldn’t have even been a game,... READ MORE

This has to violate her contract a thousand different ways, but Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson, has been leaving messages as Bart to promote a night with her at the Scientology Center as she talks about... READ MORE

You know what girls like?  They like when you're talking to them and you shove your hand down the front of your pants.  Massaging your balls while you have a conversation with a girl is a way of telling... READ MORE

Are we still pretending Miley Cyrus is a big deal and will be around in two years?  Oh we are?  Fantastic.  In that case, Miley Cyrus spent yesterday modeling for a photoshoot in Santa Clarita.  And it was every... READ MORE

Pictures of Michael Jai White showed up on Splash this morning, which is as good a reason as any to bitch about something: how come this dude isn't a big star?  He's awesome. He should at least be a... READ MORE

ANTHONY KIEDIS – "Hey is the sunscreen worked in, did I miss any?"   COOL GUY – "Uhh … no, no that got it." (picture source = pacific coast) READ MORE

BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY! – not surprisingly, Kevin Federlines lawyer is annoyed that he was stood up by Britney Spears yesterday for the fourth time while trying to do a deposition. The lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will go to court... READ MORE

BRITNEY TO PLAY THE MOM OF JESUS – French producer Phillippe Rebboah wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire titled "Sweet Baby Jesus." The producer told Us Weekly he plans to shoot the film... READ MORE