People try to act like viral videos of garbage pail people doing dumb crap are a new thing, but back in my day, we bolstered our self-esteem by watching others fail via Cops and America's Funniest Home Videos. Sorry... READ MORE

Every once in a while something so ridiculous happens that people from all walks of life can set aside their differences and join in mocking the offending dumbass or dumbasses. It's like the I'd Like To Buy The World... READ MORE

Believe it or not, the women in this video are not, in fact, members of the Jenndashian brothel, even though Khloé frankly has never looked better. Kyle Dunnigan makes videos recreating probably actual Facetime conversations between a family of whores,... READ MORE

Social media is this amazing platform that allows stupid people to express their stupidness openly - creating a global online tapestry of Oscar-worthy odes to dead relatives, minute-by-minute birthing details, #MeToo fan fiction, and searing political insight. Bringing the world together... READ MORE

You want creepy? This way underage actress is probably B list and is only that high because of the hit show she is on is being asked by the creators/producers to do a sex scene. Yep. They say it... READ MORE

Mounira was at some asshole named Tony Toutouni's house to take generic slutty pool pictures when she started to get frisky with his dog Hef. Hef certainly seemed to know his way around an Instagram model, and soon became... READ MORE

This week both Snapchat and Instagram came under fire for a gif available through their GIPHY feature that depicts a white man directing a monkey to crank a “n***** crime death counter.” Basically, it’s racist. And when I say racist,... READ MORE

International Women's Day is a fake holiday invented by the greeting card industry and is about celebrating all women around the world for being women. People are really touchy about the stupid commemorative day, and odds are that if you... READ MORE

As a Chicagoan I disagree with media coverage that portrays us as Mad Max, but I absolutely agree with any coverage that portrays us as people who think about food 24/7. This Saturday our local ABC station accidentally identified... READ MORE

Hashtags were invented so that any modicum of independent intelligence could be removed from social media posting. You don’t even have to repeat what the idiot before you said in 140 characters. Merely pound sign and the kitschy cause... READ MORE