First off, does anyone here watch Drugs, Inc? It’s damn great. If we can’t have that narrator detailing the every move of this carjacker and obvious PCP aficionado running through L.A. traffic buck nude, then at least we have these chucklehead announcers.... READ MORE

PPFs (poor people fights) were popularized pre-Internet on shows like Jerry Springer and COPS, so their ubiquity nowadays online makes sense. We were primed and pumped and ready for viral PPFs. READ MORE

Brits, like Americans, can either be classy or trashy, but while many Americans picture the classy to outweigh the trashy across The Pond, this might not be the case. For every Kate Middleton, there’s a Katie Price, and something... READ MORE

If you happen to see a respectable youth with a bright future ahead of him or her jump out of a car and dance to Drake in traffic, then you might just be witnessing the cool "In My Feelings"... READ MORE

  Today we’re not so much as stopping to smell the roses as we are stopping to watch an immensely trashy McDonald’s smackdown between a freeloading customer and some pissed off employees. But roses and human garbage are really... READ MORE

Abraham's five-year-old Pomeranian Blue recently died, and Abraham took everyone's favorite photo opportunity - the death of a family pet - to a new level when she filmed her daughter Future Emotionally Damaged Stripper petting the dog corpse. This is... READ MORE

Network television features about one-thousand shows in which formerly respected celebrities sit in chairs from Battlefield Earth and make poor assholes fight for fame and money. It's like producers realized that television was never going to get better than... READ MORE

  Our theory of all real-life clickbait happening in Florida has officially gone out the window, what with two counts of Florida-ism taking place recently in Australia and now this tale of a woman killing her father after finding... READ MORE

But Build-A-Bear turned into Build-A-Brawl when hordes of people descended on Build-A-Bear Workshops around the globe to take advantage of the sale. Lines were up to eight hours long, with some people waiting with little children in hot parking... READ MORE

  The real hot scoop today is that this story miraculously, inexplicably, almost disconcertingly did not take place in Florida. It would be nice to know that these types of things are all relegated to one dick peninsula. There’s... READ MORE