Olivia Culpo Mea Culpa and Crap Around the Web

May 16, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today we've got Willa Holland looking amazing, JoJo showing her HoHos, and a tribute to Emily Ratajkowski's rack! READ MORE

Abigail Ratchford Bedazzled Eyebrows and Crap Around the Web

March 20, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Models with hard nipples, others that barely fit into bikinis, and more! READ MORE

Abigail Ratchford Dominates

June 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The key iconography missing from the Snapchat IPO festivities was the collage of young women showing off their tits. Every technology and media advancement eventually comes back to selling sex. Small pieces are carved out for NFL draft chatter... READ MORE

Abigail Ratchford Tits Sued And Shit Around The Web

April 15, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Giant-titted model Abigail Ratchford might be sued by In N Out Burger for daring to sexily eat their products in a YouTube video. That’s dumb. A girl with big tits eating their food only makes me want to eat... READ MORE

Abigail Ratchford Covered for America

January 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While Zuckerberg is posting photos of his carefully posed domesticated lifestyle to pretend he’s not an evil super-villain, he continues to restrict the appearance of the very tip of female breasts on his social media sites. He’s creating an entire... READ MORE

Abigail Ratchford Squeezes Her Own

November 25, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Social media has created a bevy of girls contemporarily famous for sharing photos of themselves mostly naked. If you’re reading that as a criticism, you’re reading it wrong. Pamela Anderson had to win the tiny chick with implants lottery... READ MORE

Abigail Ratchford Backyard Pool Tits

June 24, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls with enormous fake jugs and round asses riding pool floats ought to be on our ten dollar bill. Fuck Harriet Tubman. I mean that in the polite way. She did some fine work two centuries ago. She has... READ MORE

Abigail Ratchford’s Tits In Playboy And Shit Around The Web

May 25, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

In the world of tits there are few that can compete with Abigail Ratchford’s sweater hams. Well, they are going to be featured in Playboy. Finally, a reason to keep on living. Read all about the coming tit storm.... READ MORE

Abigail Ratchford Seems Comfortable In Her Own Skin

December 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People who claim I never have anything nice to say have never seen me fawn disgustingly over attractive women. That’s when every cloyingly sweet statement I’ve ever conceived comes rolling out in a diarrhetic length of mumbles that ensures... READ MORE


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