Ariel Winter Dove Girl Audition And Shit Around The Web

December 29, 2017 | crap around the web | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan bikini snake bite survivor (DrunkenStepfather)

Guess the celebrity robe upper thigh goodness (TMZ)

Texas dad finds his 13-year old son boffing his teacher in the back of her car! (CaseyAnthony)

Madison Beer maj cameltoe bulge (TaxiDriverMovie)

Ariel Winter embraces curves (Egotastic)

School Of Rock chick nipple bonanza (EgotasticAllStars)

Bella Thorne in retro lingerie (Popoholic)

Boobtastic Kimberly Garner for president (HollywoodTuna)

Top Ten Oscar Actresses Nude (Mr.Skin)

Alyssa Milano pale nips for birthday (Fleshbot)

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Rose Calls Out Meryl; Alyssa Calls Out Damon, The Ouroboros Is Upon Us!

December 18, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The ouroboros, the serpent consuming its own tail, the ancient Egyptian symbol of Hollywood virtue signalers and Sirens of latter day right-doing feasting on moral relativism.

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Rose McGowan Outs Alyssa Milano As Weinstein Cheerleader

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I refuse to take any woman with less hair than me seriously. Rose is looking for attention wherever it can be found. Regret will never equal rape the same way being married to a horrible person doesn’t make you one by default. 

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Alyssa Milano Financially Devastated

June 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alyssa Milano is the latest celebrity to sue her business manager for waking up in her 40’s and being told she’s broke. Milano claims she was swindled and misguided by the firm in charge of her finances, while the firm claims Milano spent like a fiend without care of consequence.

 

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Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding Points

October 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a quiet dignity in being part of the hundred million women a year who breastfeed their babies without so much as a selfie or Instagram shoutout to woman power. At some point wealthy celebrity women having kids in their 30’s decided that snapping photos of their infants on their tits constituting their Gaia sacrificial duties for the year.

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Alyssa Milano Is the Rambo of Breast Feeding Wars

November 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

To survive a war, you have to become war. Fuck yeah, Alyssa Milano. Until every last sock puppet account you invented to criticize your nursing has been suspended, you keep that #normalizebreastfeeding running like it’s a real thing. It’s real to you. There’s no shame in re-re-posting cosplay nursing photos from a year ago. You’re fucking Wonder […]

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Daytime Talk Shows Are For Healing (VIDEO)

October 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Watching chunky lady talk show porn piggy back off one another for masturbatory ratings tears is fascinating. Oprah secured a big get for her show nobody knew was still on the air when she got the cute little ragamuffin kid from Who’s The Boss to admit on national television that he’s the 79,858,920th person in […]

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Alyssa Milano Still Fighting Breastfeeding’s Last Battle

September 11, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alyssa Milano took to social media with more breastfeeding photos and a tongue in cheek remark about suckling her child until age six like women used to do after shitting in the bushes and foraging for bugs. Milano’s life’s work is to reveal the presence of an anti-breastfeeding mob. If the mob doesn’t exist, then Milano’s […]

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Alyssa Milano, Not Without My Baby Milk

April 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fucking Brits confiscated Milano’s bottled of freshly pumped teat juice at Heathrow Airport because they have a rule limiting liquids to 100 ml containers, which I’m told is about four ounces. They do make an exception for larger quantities of baby milk on the off chance you have a baby present. Milano was traveling alone, […]

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Alyssa Milano Breastfeeds on Camera, Again

March 12, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You have to feel for the demure Alyssa Milano when that little attention whore baby demands milk from her completely unfettered tit on camera. Anybody’s who’s nursed a child knows how many thousands of pictures of your bare tits exist on your iCloud alone. Forget Instagram and Twitter. You’re fairly defenseless. Alyssa was prepping for […]

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