We've always had stupid people. There was simply never a way to raise a stupid person army until social media arose. You can now wrap yourself in a dummy quilt of daily beefs and perfect comebacks by, for, and... READ MORE

Strippers and prostitutes are routinely portrayed as unusually wise women in popular fiction. This has led the general population to forgo the obvious question, if you're so wise, how the fuck did you end up with blisters on your... READ MORE

Amber Rose points out her cellulite and stretch marks in a new Instagram video. Those cost her a couple bucks extra at the plastic surgeon’s office. You need to have a tasteful amount of cellulite in order to be... READ MORE

America loves a repentant sinner. Or a non-repentant sinner, if you can maneuver your whoring into the category of female empowerment. Watching the likes of Kendra Wilkinson turn from stripper and old guy dick sucker into domesticated wife and... READ MORE

Apparently human STI Amber Rose's birthday party got out of control. The entire venue had a massive pap smear to measure the net damage. READ MORE

Following a successful Slut Walk LA where she pocketed a few grand while accomplishing nothing, Amber Rose is back Dancing With the Stars. Somewhere between burning letters into the foreheads of the village strumpets and placing them on a... READ MORE

When your Slut Walk headlines career climbing cockgobblers like Blac Chyna, Kendra Wilkinson and Perez Hilton, you know you've hit a glass ceiling of your own making. READ MORE

Another wig, another day. It's hard to tell is Amber Rose is super annoying as a habit or she's amped it up to give her various radio and TV talk shows some attention. Most likely a combo. READ MORE

Amber Rose's new set of life-like wigs is something that ought pop up on the Impossible Missions Force radar. She can go anywhere, be anybody, and almost blend in if it weren't for that pancake syrup engorged ass and... READ MORE

Let's look at Amber Rose's ass in tight yoga pants. She wants you to. It's actually her primary revenue source. Look! And tip accordingly. READ MORE