Ana Braga in A Bikini

December 22, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cara Delevingne was bitching over the weekend about how the paparazzi are forever trying to shoot up her skirt. The frenzied photographers instinctively know what you’ve got that sells. Cara has a vagina. This blond Brazilian chick has a... READ MORE

Ana Braga White Bikini Squat

October 12, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody squats quite like this oddly blond Brazilian chick. I used to think it was part of her model posing warmups, now I’m certain she’s relieving herself on the Miami Beach promenade. It’s not for anybody to judge the... READ MORE

Ana Braga Light Stretching In A Tiny Bikini

September 15, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a Cutler fan in every bunch. You can always spot them. Hopeful optimists who see the best in people. This is the year Uncle Stan finally gets over meth. It’s been a ride. I bet that pastor from... READ MORE

Ana Braga Nipple Show

August 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s impossible to look serious when your nipples are exposed. At some point Ted Cruz will selfie himself topless shooting an MK-19 at ISIS mannequins and pretending his clavicle isn’t disintegrating. Which only proves my point. This chick seems... READ MORE

Angelique Morgan And Ana Braga in Bikinis

May 13, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a social theory that like minded individuals will eventually seek each other out and coalesce into groups. Craigslist has expedited this process with their Metrosexual Males Married to Kendra Wilkinson Seeking Curious Tranny Bottoms Into Tennis personals sections. You... READ MORE

Ana Braga’s Big Guns On Point (VIDEO)

May 8, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Social media isn’t for self-important rejoinders or even for Al Qaeda to plot taking over another piece of barren shitscape for Allah, it’s about tits. Large, full, and ripe. Make them bounce. Instagram video was launched with Justin Bieber... READ MORE

Ana Braga Boob Shake On Instagram (VIDEO)

March 27, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This feels pretty half-assed. It’s not like we demanded this Brazilian chick selfie her tits bouncing up and down like a Christmas window display for grown men. The circus invites you. Every time Ringling Brothers used to parade through... READ MORE

Ana Braga in A Bikini

March 6, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When I see a Brazilian girl with bleached blond hair I see a woman willing to take chances. Like straddling a Miami public restroom toilet without a disposable sanitary seat cover. There are still plenty of women in this... READ MORE

Ana Braga in a Red Thong

January 7, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You’ve made the treacherous crossing from Brazil, you’re in the thong on the beach where there are a million photographers, there’s no way you’re not bending your ass lens-ward and securing yourself and your five younger brothers a brighter... READ MORE

Ana Braga Is a Bears Fan

September 17, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brazilian models with nice asses and not much work are notorious frontrunners. This chick got some Bears gear within minutes of Chicago beating the Niners on national television. There are no official rules for women when it comes to... READ MORE



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