Ana Braga In Thong Bikini

September 2, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m coming to like this girl. I’m certain she lives for my endorsement. At first I thought, bleached out silicon bodied Brazilian model of none renowned trying to get noticed on Miami Beach by shaking her ass and showing... READ MORE

Lisa Opie And Ana Braga in Bikinis

August 13, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I admire the way women so seamlessly interact within each other’s personal space. If any of my buddies asked me to pull their swim trunks out of their ass, I’d punch them hard in the neck and tell them... READ MORE

Ana Braga In A See Through Swim Suit

July 9, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This chick’s also from Brazil. Today is full of how awesome Brazil is if you’re not in Brazil. It’s my Brazil apology tour. Don’t be fooled by Ana Braga’s blond hair, it’s possible it’s not real. But what is... READ MORE

Ana Braga Topless In A Thong

May 6, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m done with those stories about troubled or afflicted high school kids asking some twit celebrity to the prom. It’s a photo op. You ain’t getting none from Taylor Swift when the last Daughtry power ballad closes down the... READ MORE

Ana Braga Downward Facing Dog

April 28, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the 1950’s this bit of exhibitionism could’ve served as a controversial defense in a rape trial. We’ve come so far in the past several decades such that a woman can enter a public space mostly naked, point her... READ MORE

Ana Braga in a Pink Thong Bikini

April 16, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like that America has become a safe haven for foreign girls looking to become famous by flashing tits and ass. Politicians make speeches about how we’re a proud nation of immigrants, but mostly people have always hated the... READ MORE

Anais Zanotti And Ana Braga Touch Each Other Like Broken Birds

April 2, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

These poor girls can’t seem to find their tops. It’s some kind of sickness that seems to befall international girls on the beach particularly dependent on the kindness of strangers to pay their rent. You might think it makes... READ MORE

Ana Braga Takes Off Her Bikini Top

February 22, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Short of killing a country singer or jumping in a time machine and blowing Tommy Mottola, there aren’t any easy ways left to break into show business. This Ana Braga chick came from Brazil with a plan. To get... READ MORE

Give Me Back My Damn Bikini Top, You Venezuelean Whore

February 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I might be reading into this. And I might be confusing Venezuela with Brazil. I think all of South America was like one piece in Risk. But there’s still nothing finer than seeing two girls with with big fake... READ MORE

Ana Braga And Boxing Gloves and Not Much Else

November 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure when people decided it was sexy to see women beating the crap out of each other. I don’t care if it’s organized boxing or two BBWs coming to blows over the last piece of diet cheesecake... READ MORE



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