I’m coming to like this girl. I’m certain she lives for my endorsement. At first I thought, bleached out silicon bodied Brazilian model of none renowned trying to get noticed on Miami Beach by shaking her ass and showing... READ MORE

I admire the way women so seamlessly interact within each other’s personal space. If any of my buddies asked me to pull their swim trunks out of their ass, I’d punch them hard in the neck and tell them... READ MORE

This chick’s also from Brazil. Today is full of how awesome Brazil is if you’re not in Brazil. It’s my Brazil apology tour. Don’t be fooled by Ana Braga’s blond hair, it’s possible it’s not real. But what is... READ MORE

I’m done with those stories about troubled or afflicted high school kids asking some twit celebrity to the prom. It’s a photo op. You ain’t getting none from Taylor Swift when the last Daughtry power ballad closes down the... READ MORE

In the 1950’s this bit of exhibitionism could’ve served as a controversial defense in a rape trial. We’ve come so far in the past several decades such that a woman can enter a public space mostly naked, point her... READ MORE

I like that America has become a safe haven for foreign girls looking to become famous by flashing tits and ass. Politicians make speeches about how we’re a proud nation of immigrants, but mostly people have always hated the... READ MORE

These poor girls can’t seem to find their tops. It’s some kind of sickness that seems to befall international girls on the beach particularly dependent on the kindness of strangers to pay their rent. You might think it makes... READ MORE

Short of killing a country singer or jumping in a time machine and blowing Tommy Mottola, there aren’t any easy ways left to break into show business. This Ana Braga chick came from Brazil with a plan. To get... READ MORE

I might be reading into this. And I might be confusing Venezuela with Brazil. I think all of South America was like one piece in Risk. But there’s still nothing finer than seeing two girls with with big fake... READ MORE

I’m not sure when people decided it was sexy to see women beating the crap out of each other. I don’t care if it’s organized boxing or two BBWs coming to blows over the last piece of diet cheesecake... READ MORE