Anne Hathaway Vows to Be Less Horrible

April 1, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Anne Hathaway is trying to seem more down to Earth to stop people from wanting to punch her oversized mouth. Around the time she won the Oscar for bleating like a menstruating cat in Les Miserables, the American public... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway’s Nipples Look High Maintenance

March 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you put a seashell to your ear, you can hear Anne Hathaway’s nipples bitching at you. It’s not the overly obvious type of verbal incursion, more the subtle toll taking as if those nipples were the clapper on... READ MORE

We Almost Lost Anne Hathaway

January 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Anne Hathaway staged a near drowning in Hawaii so that her husband could rescue her in front of the paparazzi and regain the masculinity he first felt when Anne grabbed him by the wrist and told him he was... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway In A Bikini

January 10, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Anne Hathaway and her emasculated husband have been enjoying their Hawaiian getaway. It’s a good chance for Anne to be reclusive and self-important in a place with slightly nicer beaches. Slap on the top hat and order your bitch... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway Runs Into The Paparazzo Whose Car She Dog-Shat

December 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Oh, the embarrassment. No, not letting everybody see you out with your foppish, electric BMW driving husband. Running into the paparazzo who’s car you left dog shit on the week before because he had the gall to make you... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway Makes Breast Cancer Event All About Her

October 31, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Anne Hathaway won’t be winning any fans after her people sent a teen girl texting type email to the organizers of the breast cancer awareness event The Pink Party with her crazy demands. It seems that the diva doesn’t... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway Apparently Started A Ska Band

July 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Anne Hathaway went out for a stroll to see some friends in California yesterday. Well, at least I think it’s Anne. The person in these pictures also looks kind of like a guy I knew who worked at a... READ MORE

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

February 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit,... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson tried out for Les Misérables

February 13, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Scarlett Johansson may be the toast of Broadway for her portrayal of Maggie in ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof’, but the only true acting is movie acting, where you’re given endless chances at saying two or three lines... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway is dark and brooding

January 10, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Anne Hathaway was one of the many big stars in New York last night for the 2013 National Board of Review Awards, and after that she went over to the organic coffee house to read some of her goth... READ MORE