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JAY Z AND BUOYANCY ARE GETTING MARRIED

April 2, 2008 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t know why the "Buoyancy" nickname for Beyonce never caught on.  Get it?  Because she has a big ass.  And would seemingly float in water because of it.  Aw screw you people.  The New York Daily News says... READ MORE

4 IN A LINE, MOTHA FUCKA!

January 4, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Thanks to Ali and her sexy English accent, here are pictures of Kanye West backstage at a show playing Connect Four with Beyonce.  In a related story, 50 Cent did a line of coke then shot a guy and... READ MORE

BEYONCE IS COUNTRY NOW OR SOMETHING

November 20, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Beyonce joined up with the country band "Sugarland" (editors note – sugarwho?) last night at the AMA's, and it was every bit as awkward and horrible as you might imagine.  Honestly, there's not a single part of that first... READ MORE

BEYONCE EATS IT

July 25, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Beyonce was on stage last night in Orlando, and my god, I’'ve never seen such agility. She's like a gazelle. A gazelle with annoying songs and a big giant ass.  READ MORE

BEYONCE IS CREATIVE

June 27, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Beyonce has been ripped in the past for stealing her act and music and image from a wide range of other performers, and last night it sure as hell looks like she did it again. She opened the BET... READ MORE

BEYONCES GOT THE HEP. MAYBE.

February 28, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Los Angeles County Department of Public Health issued a warning yesterday to everyone who attended the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue party on Valentine's Day that they may have been exposed to acute hepatitis A after it was revealed... READ MORE

WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE

January 11, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MediaTakeOut has posted what is reportedly an email from a woman claiming that she has witnessed Jay Z being physically abusive to his girlfriend Beyonce.  The email is from a woman claming to be Beyonces assistant and she says... READ MORE

BEYONCE PROBABLY SHOULDNT READ THIS

December 16, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rumors have been around for months now that Beyonce Knowles is not happy to be outshined in the movie "Dreamgilrs" by newcomer Jennifer Hudson.  The musical was supposed to be a showcase for Beyonce, and yet, not only is... READ MORE

BEYONCE HAS SEXY IMPLANTS

December 13, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Yikes.  You could make an implant out of sticks and bark and it would look better than this.  When I picture Beyonce lying on the table right before she got her implants put in, instead of picturing a calm,... READ MORE

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