Brittny Gastineau Nip Slip In Miami

December 29, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The last time we saw Brittny Gastineau in Miami she was sporting the bruises from her passionate love affair with a semi-employed graffiti artist. Those rarely work out. This bathing suit nipple peekaboo is a better look on her. It’s not easy job being a Kim Kardashian understudy. You were equals in the high school, […]

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Brittny Gastineau Still Going With the Battered Look

August 4, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess Brittny Gastineau kind of got into the bruised look her graffiti artist boyfriend gave her a couple months ago after they got loaded and argued over who was more useless to society. Depending upon which unfounded tabloid you believe, he paid her some restitution in the form of about fifty bucks from his […]

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Brittny Gastineau Got Beat Up By This Tagger

June 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s the conundrum in dating an artist. Either they’re truly talented, in which case they’re going to be a self-involved, impossible, mood swinging, drinking, pain in the ass. Or they’re a hack, in which case they’re going to be a self-involved, impossible, mood swinging, drinking, pain in the ass who’s also broke. Brittny Gastineau is […]

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Brittny Gastineau Got Punched in the Face

June 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Even if just for fun you made a list of female celebrities who deserved a punch in the grill, you’d have to tear up that list, shred it, then tear up the shreds, because there’s nothing funny about a woman getting punched. Lindsay Lohan got punched by a cocktail waitress in the face. Not funny. […]

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I Can See Brittny Gastineau’s Boobs

September 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I couldn’t tell you really who Brittny Gastineau is. I know she got fucked in the spelling of her first name, and I think she’s Eskimo sisters with Paris Hilton and other rich girl Hollywood types who partied hard during the whatever we called the decade of the 2000’s. She’s apparently not well off enough […]

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Brittny Gastineau In A Bikini Top

September 3, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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