Aaron Carter Wants To Bang Boy Body

January 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Chloë Grace Moretz is not winning the war when it comes attracting unquestionably heterosexual men. After Brooklyn Beckham ditched Madison Beer to get back with Chloë is was clear that he’s into ugly women who look like pretty men. 


Chloë Grace Moretz’s Sought Protection From Stalker

December 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Stalkers are increasingly getting lazier year by year. Long gone are the glory days of stalking hot women worth going to jail over. Now men are willing to risk it all for females like Chloë Grace Moretz. 


Louis C.K. Hopes You Have Tickets To His Lolita Reloaded

October 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Making a movie in black and white about pimping your daughter to a potential pedo filmmaker you’ve been wanting to meet your entire life about as edgy as it gets. The only thing you need now is to slap... READ MORE

Delilah Belle Hamlin Makes Daddy Proud and Shit Around the Web

October 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Child stars all grown up, best horror movie nude scenes, and more!


Bella Thorne See-Through Tit Dance And Other Shit Around The Web

August 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne nips, Blac Chyna pussy power, Julianne Hough Cares ass picker, and more!


Chloe Moretz Body Shamed, Trust That It Happened

August 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chloe Moretz has been reminiscing about that time she was a fifteen year old on a movie set and her male co-star ten years her senior body shamed her. Or more specifically, he told her what kind of girls... READ MORE

Chloe Grace Moretz Appalled By Fat Shaming Snow White

June 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chloë Grace Moretz is speaking out against the poster for her upcoming blockbuster animated film, Red Shoes & the 7 Dwarfs. The campaign imagines how Snow White would look if she swallowed Lena Dunham...


Time’s List of 30 Most Influential Teens Didn’t Take Much Effort

October 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Watching the legacy magazine business die is merely a matter of watching every decades old publication turn to lowest common denominator celebrity culture listicles. Nobody dies like Chess King anymore, with a quiet leathery dignity. READ MORE

Selena Gomez And Chloe Moretz Bikini In “Neighbors 2” And Shit Around The Web

January 27, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The first Neighbors movie was a steaming pile of dog shit. But the sequel bodes to be better because Selena Gomez and Chloe Moretz run around in skimpy bikinis reciting lines. It’s like porn, minus the best parts. So, not... READ MORE

Chloe Moretz Upset Over Bikini Chatter

October 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chloe Moretz is upset that people are talking about her body in a bikini on the set of Neighbors 2 rather than her career. Completely eluding her is the inescapable fact that her body in a bikini on the... READ MORE