Amber Turner Challenges the Rock and Crap Around the Web

April 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

A throwback to an all-time blonde bombshell and more! READ MORE

John Legend Should Have Used Lyft

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Finding a cab driver that’s a decent individual is a harder task than Rebel Wilson trying to find her clitoris under all those extra flaps of fat around her vaginal area. I’ve been rooting for the entire cab industry... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Takes On Pizzagate Conspiracy Accusations

January 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend were concerned about defending their name from being mixed up in scandals involving tasty pizza, Twitter verifications, and high-profile pedophiles this past week.

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Chrissy Teigen Took An 8-Hour U-Turn

December 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you needed another reason to hate people you’ve never met before add the inconvenience of making a U-Turn midair because some prick had an epiphany and realized they’ve boarded the wrong flight 4 hours in. 

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Chrissy Teigen Pan Am Ho Convention Birthday

December 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen managed to keep her nipples and cellulite at bay, as far as we know, during her Pan Am-themed thirty-second birthday party that people are talking about for some reason. Pan Am harkening back to a time when a... READ MORE

Barbara Fialho Feelin’ Fine and Shit Around the Web

November 30, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen birthday babe, Amazon Original nudity, and more!

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Miss Universe Contenders and Shit Around the Web

November 22, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Twerking singers, chicks naked under aprons, and more!

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Chrissy Teigen And Her Nipple Part One Thousand

October 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen's nipples have lost some of their razzle and dazzle over the past few years, and now the former model is being forced to turn cheap tricks in order to get them back in the spotlight. If Teigen... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen, Other Celebs Join #WomenBoycottTwitter Festivities

October 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen has come out as anti-rape - a brave stance that even some rapists probably agree with - and is championing the anti-violence against women revolution by boycotting Twitter for an entire day. "Sacrifice" doesn't do this justice. "Slightly inconvenienced" doesn't really either.... READ MORE