Arianny Celeste for Less and Shit Around the Web

October 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Adriana Lima workout, Bella Thorne dancing, and more!

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Rihanna Deep V and Shit Around the Web

June 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Disgraced models, getting lucky in Kentucky, and more!

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Dakota Johnson Tight Sports Bra And Shit Around The Web

April 20, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Dakota Jonhon may be the last woman in Hollywood without fake tits. It’s an extremely noble gesture. Sad that she’ll never work again after 50 Shades.

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Dakota Johnson Perfect Girl Next Door

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For all ways there are to mock the 50 Shades BDSM book turned bean flicking movie series for lonely hearts, they nailed Dakota Johnson in casting.

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Golden Planned Parenthood Pins Snuck Into Oscars

February 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says rebellious symbolism like wearing a pin so tiny you have to later on direct people to people blown up photos of the pin and explain to them the nature of the rebellion. Emma Stone and a handful of other Oscar attendees living on the bleeding edge of social action wore golden Planned Parenthood logos on their designer dresses and clutches.

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BAFTA’s Good Practice for the Oscars

February 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The British film awards serve as an annual warmup for movie people to bask in hyperbolic adulation and self-importance two weeks before the biggest night of the year for ego masturbation, The Oscars. 

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Fifty Shades Is Back For Your Politically Correct Pornography Needs (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

February 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s something to bear in mind in the current zeitgeist. When you do something gross, it’s gross. When somebody in a protected class does something gross, it’s free expression. That includes pornography.

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Dakota Johnson Mighty Cleave Show And Shit Around The Web

February 3, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Dakota Johnson forgot to wear a bra with a titacular dress at the Fifty Shades Darker premiere. Titacular is not a real word, Fifty Shades Darker is not a real movie. There is no end to the world of make believe.

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Fifty Shades Darker Seems Porny (VIDEO)

December 10, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Men love porn. Women love shit that is exactly the same as porn but has more socially acceptable names. Like outlet shopping or mocha anything.

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