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Who’s Hotter: Enhanced Ladies Edition and Crap Around the Web

April 6, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Martha Hunt Tans that Pussy of the Day Blac Chyna’s Headphones Deal Still Beating After Stroller Fight Dakota Johnson Cameltoe in Tight Leggings Who’s Hottest: Chloe Ferry, Holly Hagan or Olivia Attwood? Put A Quarter In Julie Anne Clarke’s... READ MORE

Jamie Dornan Thinks Of Dakota Johnson As His Sister While Banging Her

February 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Maybe tomorrow we’ll do an Open Post musing the intersectionality of the #TimesUp movement and Jamie Dornan’s character Christian Grey only being able to ejaculate when he’s punching Dakota Johnson’s Anastasia Steele in blockbuster franchise Fifty Shades of Grey,... READ MORE

Arianny Celeste for Less and Shit Around the Web

October 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Adriana Lima workout, Bella Thorne dancing, and more!

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Rihanna Deep V and Shit Around the Web

June 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Disgraced models, getting lucky in Kentucky, and more!

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Dakota Johnson Tight Sports Bra And Shit Around The Web

April 20, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Dakota Jonhon may be the last woman in Hollywood without fake tits. It's an extremely noble gesture. Sad that she'll never work again after 50 Shades.

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Dakota Johnson Perfect Girl Next Door

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For all ways there are to mock the 50 Shades BDSM book turned bean flicking movie series for lonely hearts, they nailed Dakota Johnson in casting.

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Golden Planned Parenthood Pins Snuck Into Oscars

February 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says rebellious symbolism like wearing a pin so tiny you have to later on direct people to people blown up photos of the pin and explain to them the nature of the rebellion. Emma Stone and a handful... READ MORE

BAFTA’s Good Practice for the Oscars

February 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The British film awards serve as an annual warmup for movie people to bask in hyperbolic adulation and self-importance two weeks before the biggest night of the year for ego masturbation, The Oscars. 

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