Jennifer Lopez in spandex, the best butts of 2017, and more!

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With Playboy and Maxim down the shitter and Charlie Sheen on HIV hiatus, the job market for blonde tits has dried up something fierce in Los Angeles. It’s a drought. A real one. Catch as catch can. Ask your... READ MORE

Blond models with perfectly cast breasts are so common in Hollywood it’s easy to forget just what perfect gifts they make for the man in your life. Were you thinking tie? A golfing gadget from that airline magazine? You’re... READ MORE

Late December is a time to think about maybe changing jobs in the coming year. I’m thinking about becoming an assassin. Because of gun control legislation I’ll kill my targets by forcing them to eat Chipotle on compromised immune systems.... READ MORE

There’s never been an advertising concept as viable as a topless chick pouring water over her tits. Compliance is high when big fake wet knockers ask you to do shit. It’s the domain of every guy who isn’t buying... READ MORE