Dalia Elliott Bent Over and Shit Around the Web

November 29, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez in spandex, the best butts of 2017, and more!

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Dalia Elliott Survival Mode

February 13, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With Playboy and Maxim down the shitter and Charlie Sheen on HIV hiatus, the job market for blonde tits has dried up something fierce in Los Angeles. It’s a drought. A real one. Catch as catch can. Ask your... READ MORE

Are Those Boots?

January 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Blond models with perfectly cast breasts are so common in Hollywood it’s easy to forget just what perfect gifts they make for the man in your life. Were you thinking tie? A golfing gadget from that airline magazine? You’re... READ MORE

Dalia Elliott Barely Covered

December 24, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Late December is a time to think about maybe changing jobs in the coming year. I’m thinking about becoming an assassin. Because of gun control legislation I’ll kill my targets by forcing them to eat Chipotle on compromised immune systems.... READ MORE

Dalia Elliott Not Super Good At Not Being Topless

November 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s never been an advertising concept as viable as a topless chick pouring water over her tits. Compliance is high when big fake wet knockers ask you to do shit. It’s the domain of every guy who isn’t buying... READ MORE