KATY PERRY – On Friday, because of this, I forgot for a few seconds why I think I would punch Katy Perry.  Oh, wait.  Yeah here we go: “I fart a lot.  I'm hopping around. I'm a little gassy. ... READ MORE

For weeks I’ve been telling family and friends about Joaquin Phoenix’s hot new rap career, specifically that there’s no reason to doubt or question it in any way, but now Gwyneth Paltrow is on the case, and her observations... READ MORE

As you may know, back in September, Gwyneth Paltrow started an advice website called Goop.  She said, "My life is good because I am not passive about it", and she wanted you to know that one of the reasons... READ MORE

Us magazine says today that Gwyneth Paltrow was admitted to New York's Mount Sinai Hospital yesterday afternoon, and although its not clear why, sources say she did appear to be in poor health. "She was slumped over in a... READ MORE

You probably thought Gwyneth Paltrow couldn't get any dumber.  In your defense, you hadn't yet heard that she uses snake venom to paralyze her skin to keep it from wrinkling.  The New York Post says: A spy at Sonya... READ MORE

The ghost of Gwen Paltrow was photographed last night, floating down the red carpet at the Academy Awards.  She must have unfinished business or someone she needs to help to set things right.  Maybe its just to slap whoever... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow tells People magazine that she did not say the Anti-American quotes attributed to her in the Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias.  Paltrow admits she did say that Europe was an older culture and doesn't obsess over work... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow has, once again, prattled on to the foreign press about how America sucks and everyone else is better and smarter and more civilized and blah blah blah blah blah.  This is at least the fourth time in... READ MORE

Okay, so this is that video of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin on stage with Jay Z last week in London, with Paltrow howling like a damn sheep. The magic just never ends with this idiot. Her voice is... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow used her American Express Red Card yesterday to buy some shoes at the Prada store in London.  The Red Card, if you don't know, is the AMEX that donates money to African charities, up to 1 percent... READ MORE