Helena Christensen Topless

April 13, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Staring at this supermodel’s tits at forty-seven or so I have a hint as to why she isn’t online complaining about shit. When good fortune strikes, some people inherently know to shut the fuck up. Others feel the need... READ MORE

Helena Christensens still got it

September 15, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Former supermodel Helena Christensen had breakfast this morning with a friend in the west village in New York. And then after that she cackled maniacally, baked some children into a pie, and turned a king into a newt. (image... READ MORE

Helena Christensen in a bikini, part 2

July 13, 2011 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Yesterday, 42-year-old supermodel Helena Christensen showed that she still looks pretty great in a bikini (from the neck down) but the only pictures available at the time left lots of haunting questions, such as… 1. We saw her getting... READ MORE

Helena Christensen is still pretty hot

July 12, 2011 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Helena Cristensen was part of the wave of models who helped invent the term “supermodel”, and even though she’s 42 now, she’s in Aosta, Italy, today in a bikini and her body still looks terrific. I almost said she... READ MORE

HELENA CHRISTENSENS STILL GOT IT

November 22, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Top magazines led me to believe that Helena Christensen looked like this.  Or this.  Or this.  Maybe this.  But it turns out she doesn't.  It turns out she looks like something from a story about magic talking mice and... READ MORE