January Jones is too busy for makeup, her baby

September 22, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Here are the captions for these pictures from three different picture agencies: – “January Jones takes her son Xander to the doctor in Santa Monica.” – “January Jones feeds her meter in Los Angeles before taking her son Xander... READ MORE

January Jones Represents Hard-Working Single Moms Now

March 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’ll pause for a moment so all of the other single moms can put down their champagne glass and hand off their child to an army of Filipino housekeepers to get the scoop here. via Us Weekly: I was... READ MORE

Heather Morris and January Jones Got Hacked

March 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The newest internet meme is apparently hacked cell phone pics whether real (Heather Morris, above) or fake (January Jones). Unfortunately I won’t be posting either of them because I’m new around here and I’m not sure what the protocol... READ MORE

January Jones is recovering nicely

January 21, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

It’s been just 4 months since January Jones gave birth, yet she looks almost exactly like she did before. So, she still hasn’t named the babies father, and she won’t touch the baby, and now, physically, it’s like nothing... READ MORE

January Jones is still an icy bitch

November 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

January Jones took her two-month-old son Xander to a doctor’s office in Santa Monica yesterday, or at least January was there, followed later by her nanny who actually had the baby. Januarys approach to parenting is, “lets not make... READ MORE

its January Jones and her bastard baby

October 12, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The first pictures of January Jones new baby were taken yesterday as she left an office building in LA, and that would be the look on my face too if I had to spend all my time with January... READ MORE

January Jones still wont name the father

September 26, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

January Jones has yet to name the father of her new born son, and if you thought seeing the birth certificate would end the mystery, you look like quite the fool right now. Because she left that part blank.... READ MORE

January Jones gave birth

September 16, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

“X-citing news!”, Us magazine annoyingly writes, because January Jones, seen here two weeks ago at a Trader Joes in LA, has finally given birth after getting pregnant during the filming of ‘X-Men: First Class’. January Jones gave birth to... READ MORE

Claudia Schiffer is a fatty

June 24, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Claudia Schiffer, whose husband Matthew Vaughn may or may not have gotten January Jones pregnant while they were making ‘X-Men: First Class’, dropped their kids off at school this morning in London, and the reason she looks so sad... READ MORE

January Jones seems nice

June 11, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

January Jones is a mean, icy, selfish bitch, and yet, despite being several months pregnant, she still has a really nice ass and today she wore yoga pants. And now I totally forgive her and would put up with... READ MORE