Amy Adams Marriage Material and Shit Around the Web

November 6, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Buoyant bikini babes, boob tube nudes, and more!

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Jennifer Nicole Lee in A Bikini

June 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to know when it’s time to step aside as a celebrity fitness instructor. Like ball players or meth addicts. It’s depressing to think of what comes next. Forty is the new thirty which is still five years past the time super wealthy men will make you their trophy wife without IMDb credits or a society name.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee in A Bikini

May 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are certain signs you’re never going to catch on in the social media age. Or just one sign. You’re over twenty-five. In this dystopian Instagram age, you’re dead as soon as you stop growing. Anatomically. Who shall sing at your funeral? No, sorry, not Whitney. She knew better than to stick around and watch middled age marginalized ramp up to numb disdain on Paxil.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini

August 19, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like this working mom. She seems to be trying super hard to do something of some sort. It doesn’t really matter what it is. America tends to reward achievers. I’ve always admired those who try their hardest. Like a coach who lies to his team after a big loss about how winning isn’t everything. […]

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Provides a Public Service

August 13, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just imagine your mom making ends meet by losing her bikinis around town and baring her muscular tits and ass cheeks for chump change. I know, it would be awesome. Don’t get caught up in the Madonna Whore thing. A working mom is really the best you can hope for. When people around town rib […]

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Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini

August 11, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you work hard enough in life, and have your bikini drop in front of enough people, you will eventually be banging the Colombian dude who invented Zumba. That’s axiomatic. Zumba is the genius of aerobics, but with meringue music instead of It’s Raining Men. It didn’t really catch on in the U.S. until Kirstie […]

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Can and Might Hurt You

July 28, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I get nervous when I know a woman can kick my ass. It upsets the natural balance of power. Men are supposed to be the physically dominant brutes easily manipulated by women until such time as prostate malignancy comes and frees them of their life of subjugation. Then their women trash their high school trophies […]

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Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini

July 23, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This mommy fitness instructor takes lots of showers. I don’t care if she’s at the beach, by the pool, or wandering in the Gobi, she finds a way to go classic Cinemax on the public showers. If they had glass walls, she’d press her tits up against them while Jan-Michael Vincent was pretend shagging her […]

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