If mothers could set aside straight-faced 'you can be an engineer' chats with their teen daughters and teach them how to secure their bikini tops after sunbathing on their stomaches, they'd be imparting a far more practical life skill.... READ MORE

There's nothing more country legit than growing up on a farm one of ten kids. Moving to Miami to model bikinis is still hayseed enough to say look who's in the big town. Maybe not. I skipped Mellencamp in... READ MORE

There's something monumentally sad about paying a beautiful woman to take off her top then ordering her to use her arm to cover up her perfect young tits. You wouldn't hire a plumber and insist he keep his tools... READ MORE

I’m inclined to like all women named Joy. Joy is the kind of lady that gives you a pass on the little things and when you fuck up the big things, she tells you those don’t matter either. When... READ MORE

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