Lauren Hubbard Gives Us All a Bone and Crap Around the Web

March 28, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Iskra Lawrence, Brooke Shields, and more stepping out in bikinis! READ MORE

Karlie Kloss Perfumed Hotness and Crap Around the Web

January 29, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Camilla Cabello nipples of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Who’d You Rather Bachelor Edition: Bekah v Krystal (TMZ) Blanca Blanco topless in the hotel hot tub (TaxiDriverMovie) Karlie Kloss insanely hot at fragrance launch (Egotastic) Audrey Aleen Allen strips off her bikini (EgotasticAllStars) Anna Kendrick drops major... READ MORE

Barrymore, Rat Cow, Kloss Undress For Fashion Orgy Fusion Photos

September 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The part of fashion I do appreciate is the power these designers have to make hot women take off their clothes. While owning a bush may fall under a trend, a great pair of tits will never go out... READ MORE

Karlie Kloss Jacket, No Shirt and Shit Around the Web

June 27, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Miranda Kerr laundering money, Ashley Haas’ avocados, and more!


The Joy of Topless Joy Corrigan and Shit Around the Web

May 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Holly Graves topless photoshoot of the day (DrunkenStepfather)

Porn star Molly Cavalli swims with sharks (TMZ)

Lizzy Cundy nipple show in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie)

Joy Corrigan caught topless at the beach (EgotasticAllStars)

Madison Beer bare midriff on the town (Egotastic)

Karlie Kloss in awesome photoshoot for... READ MORE

Karlie Kloss Apologizes For Yellow Face

February 16, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Supermodel Karlie Kloss apologized for appearing in Vogue's Diversity Issue wearing a kimono, a Geisha outfit, and dressing as a Sumo wrestler. She was immediately and predictably lambasted for participating in cultural appropriation. This has to be trolling. 


Karlie Kloss Koding Kamps and Kristen Stewart Muffin Twisting on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #72

January 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I go into deep superficial detail on Lola Kirke's preppy white girls problems (hint: it's abortion), Karlie Kloss and her concentration coding camps for girls who will... READ MORE

Karlie Kloss Loves to Kode

January 10, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Models who made their bones by holding hands with Taylor Swift through her breakups and dating Jared Kushner's less successful brother are being encouraged to back STEM (Science, Tech, Engineering, Math) projects for girls. Karlie Kloss launched a summer... READ MORE

They Don’t Give Awards to The Smartest Chicks

November 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some models get it. This gig is so damn arbitrary. There are a ton of pretty girls and you look like a ton of them. When opportunity knocks, open the door, fuck it, and ask what it can do... READ MORE

The Kushner Boys Doing Alright For Themselves

September 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sons of well-to-do Jersey real estate magnate, Charles Kushner, Jared and Joshua seem to be doing pretty well for themselves. The both are rumored to have been let into Harvard after dad made a $2.5 million donation to the... READ MORE