There's no SIC code in particular for lifestyle advisor, faux celebrity book author, and costume jewelry seller, but it certainly seems to be the lucrative business of many women previously married to relatively well known men.

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There's no more stark visual refence of time than seeing an eighteen year old girl in her bikini and her forty-eight year old mom going even tinier on the two piece. READ MORE

Heidi Klum's Halloween costume of five other Heidi Klum rode the fine line of narcissim, then jumped it. Each year Heidi Klum hosts a corporate sponsored Halloween party because she wisely doesn't do shit for free outside of fucking... READ MORE

Why am I so happy? Because I’m 50 and college guys think I’m 30. Affording the A-list surgeons is huge. Go Jewish or go home. You can support the H1-B visa program in other ways. Don’t get the guy who... READ MORE

You don’t hear much about cold fusion these days because most of science is now involved in piecing these Housewives together and sending them out into public to see if they can pass. Water is the new environment to... READ MORE

When these Bravo Housewives get out in the sun, you see the power of elective surgery and anorexia working hand in hand to turn back the clock. The Indian casinos keep hiring these stitched up hens to promote their... READ MORE

When two Bravo Housewives bump into each other it’s customary for them to get loaded on wine until they lose control of their bladders then laugh hysterically. It’s kind of like a secret handshake, but with a strong urine... READ MORE

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Real Housewives of New York City star Kelly Bensimon pranced around Miami beach this weekend in a bikini, showing off her ripped out body, and anyone who says they wouldn’t tap that just because she’s 42 is either gay... READ MORE

“Real Housewives of New York City” star Kelly Bensimon is in Miami today, and she looks pretty good in a bikini considering she’s 42. She’d look way better with huge implants, obviously, but if porn has taught me anything,... READ MORE