“i lick Chanel! yummyy can I keep it mom!?” – Kendall Jenner, Instagram genius I feel a special kinship with Kendall Jenner. We’re both 5’9 in our stocking feet. We’re both horrible spellers, though she has a better excuse... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner is an aspiring model and the 17-year old sister of Kim Kardashian, and she spends a lot of her time Tweeting about her food, jewelry, fashion accessories and her Land Rover, most of which would not have... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner is finally earning proper for the family. I don’t care if you’re selling Cutco knives or Amway or running Social Security, every pyramid scheme relies on the earners of today. Someday, those bastard kids the older Kardashian... READ MORE

If looking at (and harassing) a 17 year old on instagram is wrong then (I’ll do it more discreetly) I don’t want to be right. Kendall Jenner posted two more selfies on her page, basically practicing for the money shot... READ MORE

The Kardashian’s are never ones to rise above mediocrity or even to it, but they really knocked it out of the park with Kendall Jenner. Sure, she’s only 17, but she’s a product of her environment, so we can... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner never had a shot. No, not because she’s not too sharp or because she believed her mom who said she can speak to dogs and the beloved household pet wants Kendall to go into topless modeling. it... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner was out late last night at a big gallery opening, pretty much like every other 17 year old girl who got pulled out of school in the sixth grade so she could start earning. Not that Kendall... READ MORE

If a dude shot this peekaboo bikini stalker video of Kendall Jenner, we’d convene a meeting of the HOA to figure out how to drive him out of town. But it’s far more sinister than that. It’s Kim Kardashian... READ MORE

Pregnant sex tape star Kim Kardashian was a guest on The Tonight Show last Thursday, presumably so she and Jay Leno could laugh about how wealthy they are despite being loathed by everyone. But while she was yapping away... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner may just be the luckiest girl in the world. Not only was she able to absorb all book knowledge she’d need in a lifetime by the second grade, but she has the wise counsel of three super... READ MORE