Lily Allen updated her twitter this morning to show off the tat, the "shhh" on her finger, that she got last night in West Hollywood.  I don’t wanna call Lily a copycat, but it's pretty similar to the "zzzz" I... READ MORE

Lily Allen relaxed in the Bahamas on Friday (as seen above) but today she’s back on tour and back on Twitter.  In a response to the UK tabloid News of the World, who cited a Dutch newspaper and claimed... READ MORE

Pictures like this are why people say a picture is worth a thousand words.  You can just look and tell Lily Allen was doing a radio interview and they asked about her third nipple and, even though she was... READ MORE

Today is boring as hell, and to perfectly illustrate that here is Lily Allen (her album is out today!) doing nothing this morning in New York.  Honest to god, fire-breathing dragons could take over the earth tonight and, when... READ MORE

Finally.  Jeez this took forever.  People kept sending me these links (thank you, by the way) but I could never find the pictures.  Until now.  Oh, I know, I bet you’re all just as giddy as I am to... READ MORE

The big news in London today is of course the record heat brought about by global warming.  Oh wait no.  I meant to say the heaviest snowfall in 18 years.    And even though Heathrow was brought to a standstill,... READ MORE

Lily gets two Tyler Hearts for this one because that’s how many girls she made out with at once.  That’s my policy.  That’s how I bring it.   "I did once snog these identical twins in San Diego," she... READ MORE

I think Lily Allen is adorable, and I don't have to explain our love to you, so of course I’m going to mention that she had two new songs released yesterday.  One is a live version of "He Wasn’t... READ MORE

I simply don’t understand why everyone doesn’t love Lily Allen as much as I do. Unless you’re a narcissistic sociopath like Perez who declares anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass as a blood enemy. That’s why he doesn’t like... READ MORE

So many big stars never give good answers to anything; they just sputter out some poorly formed nonsense that is perfectly safe and boring.  Lily Allen on the other hand… You never hear the good things about taking cocaine... READ MORE